Vulgar Advent Calendar 2025

The Vulgar Advent Calendar 2025 – 24 Days of Festive Freakouts & Chaos

Ready to sleigh the holiday season in a way you never have before? Forget silent nights and sickly-sweet sentiments; it’s time to countdown to Christmas with a daily dose of glorious, unapologetic chaos. Introducing the one-and-only Vulgar Advent Calendar for 2025, your official antidote to overly sentimental holiday cheer. This is the Christmas countdown calendar that dares to be different, delivering a hilariously inappropriate surprise behind every single door for a truly unforgettable journey of discovery.

This isn’t just a gift; it’s an experience. Each day builds on the last, creating a display of festive defiance that will be the talk of your home or office. Forget boring chocolate—embrace the chaos and make this year’s countdown legendary. This adult humor advent calendar is designed for those who love the holidays but prefer their cheer with a heavy side of sass and sarcasm.

• A Hilarious 24-Day Journey: Unwrap a new, uniquely sassy, and fantastically foul-mouthed animal figurine every day from December 1st to Christmas Eve. This 24-day Christmas gift box is packed with more personality and profanity than a sailor’s holiday party.
• Exclusive & Outrageous Characters: Each of the 24 figures is a completely unique, high-quality collectible you won’t find anywhere else. These aren’t your grandma’s porcelain angels; they’re festive freaks with attitude.
• The Ultimate Unboxing Experience: The calendar itself is a work of art, featuring a rebellious Christmas tree that perfectly sets the tone for the delightful mayhem hidden inside. Wondering where to buy an advent calendar that breaks all the rules? You’ve just found the holy grail of holiday humor.

What festive freakouts await you? Behind the 24 secret doors, a wild menagerie is plotting some serious holiday havoc. You’ll discover a grumpy cat with a penchant for destruction, a reindeer with a wickedly sharp tongue, a festive frog that’s anything but friendly, and a barnyard full of critters whose holiday greetings are most definitely on the ‘naughty’ list. Inside this box, you will find a curated collection of sassy animal miniatures, uniquely crafted miniature statues of creatures with bad attitudes, and hilariously inappropriate holiday collectibles… and many more surprises are waiting to be unleashed!

Tired of gifting boring socks and generic chocolates? The Vulgar Advent Calendar is the perfect, unforgettable Christmas gift for your sarcastic best friend, the family black sheep, your favorite coworker, or anyone on your list who appreciates cutting-edge adult humor. It’s the ultimate collectible figurine gift set for those who walk on the wild side of winter wonderland.

We have created an extremely limited run of this highly anticipated advent calendar. Due to the custom nature of the figurines, when they sell out, they will not be restocked this year. Don’t let this chaotic countdown slip through your fingers.